MISSING!

I think this sign speaks for itself. I hope you fall down and stuff.

Thanks for Andrea E. for the submission.

I saw it in the corn fields....

I don't know what a creamic coffee mug is, but I am going to pretend it is a mug that automatically adds cream to your coffee. I don't know how you would clean such a contraption though, but I'm so glad they have come up with it because.... Actually, I don't know the point of it. But oh well.

Taking classes is supposed to be a GOOD thing, right?

Remember that movie, Anger Management? I know someone who has taken anger management classes, he said it wasn't like the movie. But whatever, can you really fix pissed off? Nope.

Thanks Travis H. for the kind and lovely submission.

I second that motion.

This sign speaks for itself. I cannot add anything to make this any more clear....

Thanks to Russell J. for the submission!

Is it still a garage sale if it is in the yard?

Because spelling it properly took up way too much room on the sign, and what the hey, you get the point, right???

Full Disclosure Required.

While this sign is most likely photoshopped, I am thinking I could use one in reference to my cat loving, loud mouthed, smoking, cussing neighbor. Or, the sign is real and the asshole neighbor is seriously near sighted. Just think, you could have these made to say just about anything.... My neighbor is a drunk. My neighbor is a dope fiend. My neighbor looks at my dog a little too lovingly. My fat ass neighbor never returned my effing ladder. And so on....

Do what the sign says and no one gets hurt ma'am.

See what the sign says? Don't tell anyone, but I stopped just to take this picture. I am calling the reason for stopping an emergency because I thought I might need to pee. False alarm.